you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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