I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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