She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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