I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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