I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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