I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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