Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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