Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Damn victory sex feels great
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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