sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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