I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...