STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
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It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.