Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?