I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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