Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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