I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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