how can u be prego again
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize