We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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