porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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