i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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