Grow some girl-balls and come out already
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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