Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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