I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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