Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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