I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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