Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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