I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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