Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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