I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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