you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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