I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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