Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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