we made out on top of his cat.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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