Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
At least make sure they are 18
Why
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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