i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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