Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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