we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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