I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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