Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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