Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
21 People That Are Skilled At Illegal Activities
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.