Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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