Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I should be sponsored by Trojan
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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