marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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