I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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