I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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