Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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