talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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