Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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