we're blogging at a bar
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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