talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
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If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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