I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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