That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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