Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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