Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
cat food counts as protein by the way
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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