What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just had sex on a roof
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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