Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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