you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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