I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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