is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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