butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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