i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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