We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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